Stupid Woman Sues Duck Owner for $ Quarter Mil
A stupid liberal woman had the audacity to lose a fight with a neighbor’s pet duck. Now she is suing the owner of the duck for a quarter million dollars for pain and suffering.
From WPEC here:
A Washougal woman is suing the owner of a pet duck in Estacada, Ore. Cynthia Ruddell claims Lolita Rose’s duck attacked her after it wandered down the street.
Ruddell’s attorney, Gregory Price, told KATU, “… The duck flapped its wings at her and knocked her back and she fell down on an outstretched hand and fractured her wrist in two spots.”
The incident happened May 7, 2012. Ruddell broke her right wrist, sprained or strained her elbow and shoulder, and suffered a rotator cuff injury.
The lawsuit claims Rose knew the duck had, “Abnormally dangerous propensities in attacking people.”
Rose is accused of “needlessly endangering the public” because she didn’t keep the duck contained and didn’t warn neighbors about the danger.
No one should lose a fight to a hollow-boned waterfowl. Even Pelicans can be bitch-slapped. Cranes can be kicked. Ducks are definitely in the bantam class of the waterfowl fight club.
This woman should be forced to pay an equal amount to the defendant when she loses this LOLSuit…