Oh Florida! Epic Friday Night on the Town!

I gotta party with this guy.

From News13 here:

A Volusia County man has been arrested after he set fire to a trash can in a bar bathroom and got into a fight with several people as he tried to leave.

Jason Buchanan walked into a bar and ordered $80 worth of shots of alcohol Friday. Buchanan, 33, downed all the shots and then set fire to a trash can in the bar’s men’s room.

When Buchanan went to leave, multiple people tried to stop him. Police said he punched them all in the face, including one man over 70 years old.

Buchanan was locked up in the Volusia County Branch Jail on the following charges:

Criminal mischief (less than $200)
Aggravated battery
Defraud inkeeper under $300
Assault on a law enforcement officer
Battery on a person 65 or older
First-degree arson of a building with people present.

Step 1. Drink all the booze.
Step 2. Burn all the trashcans.
Step 3. Punch all bar patrons in the face.
Step 4. Fight all the cops.
Step 5. Profit!