Family Called Cops on Their Cat
Full Disclosure: We have a psychotic cat named Rogue. She has been known to fly into rages and attack the family. What usually sets her off is the sound of another cat in distress, for instance, if we step on our other cat’s tail and she meows loudly, Rogue simply kirks out. She will charge, claw, bite, and become a 6 pound Rocky Balboa. But we never felt that we were in danger to the point of having to call the freakin’ cops! A man- yes, a man! called the cops to protect him from his own stupid cat in Portland, Oregon.
From KPTV here:
A fat cat with a bad attitude attacked a baby and forced a Portland family to hide in a bedroom before calling 911.
A crazed kitty with a bad attitude attacked a baby and forced a Portland family to hide in a bedroom before calling 911.More >
The man who called 911 told the dispatcher the cat “went over the edge,” and was charging at them every time they opened the door. Lee Palmer, his girlfriend, Teresa Barker and their son, Jesse, were taking cover in the bedroom.
“He’s trying to attack us,” he said. “He’s very, very, very, very hostile.”
The responding officers snagged a dog snare to use in case it was needed to take the alleged cat criminal into custody.
The cat, named Lux, weighs 22 pounds.
Officers then told the family it was safe to come out of the bedroom.
The man is a total wuss. A cat, even at 22 pounds only has 8 hit points. A blanket can easily wrangle an enraged cat, which, coincidently makes a really nice bag for dropping such a cat into a swift moving river from a nearby bridge. And seeing that he had a kid out of wedlock and not marrying the mom means that he is a card carrying Obama voter enjoying life on Obamacare.
