Oh Florida! Man Turns Wiener Dog Into Hot Dog

A three-month puppy wiener dog was having a seizure and making a ton of noise at 1:30 in the morning, so a Sarasota Florida man did what came naturally- He dumped hot sauce all over the dog, making it difficult for the puppy to breathe.

From TBO here:

A Sarasota man is jailed today after he got upset with the yelping of a 3-month-old puppy having a seizure and poured hot sauce on the dog.

At about 1:20 a.m. Sunday, officers to a report of animal cruelty. When officers arrived, a woman told them her boyfriend, Ephrian Myles, 47, covered her 3-month-old dachshund/Chihuahua mix with hot sauce, which got into its eyes and throat.

The homeowner took the dog to a fire station for help. When officers found the puppy, they saw Gizmo’s eyes were swollen shut and that he was having difficulty breathing. The puppy went limp while officers were there.

Officers Jessica Sullivan and Adam Arena washed Gizmo with water and a towel, police said, and the dog was turned over to Animal Services. Gizmo is expected to recover.

Yippy dogs are gonna be yippy, but man, that’s a waste of hot sauce.