Eskimos Are Stupid

People that hate SeaWorld are pissed off that whales are in captivity instead of being hunted down and eaten by Eskimos as God intended. Now that the white man has brought Walmarts to the great white north, you’d think that everyone would be happy that the Inuit people won’t hurt the fluffy killer whales anymore, but mostly, they still hate SeaWorld because leftism. Here is a hilarious video of an Eskimo getting eaten by a killer whale.

And here is a better and even funnier video of poverty stricken Inuit who are too stupid to move where the warm air and better food is. I have some comments that correlate with timestamps below.

1:45- MMMM! Them frozen washed up fishes are good eatin’!
2:08- Eskimo Dad shoots seals. Love the sound of ricochet bullets hitting water!
2:30- One toss and he can snag anything floating in the sea. Riiiiight.
2:55- PETA has a sad.
3:25- Yet another amazing wrangling toss. 2 for 2.
3:48- Eskimo children delight in murdering animals.
4:12- trading post is run by the white man.
4:59- ibid.
5:26- Little Johnny Eskimo knows how to use his teeth.
6:30- Johnny Knoxville wouldn’t get in this rickety boat
7:00- These Eskimos are pros at recycling shit.
7:35- All Eskimo women use their mouths this way.
7:45- Whale hunting. As God intended. SeaWorld should just hunt whales and sell meat at the freakin’ trading post.
8:38- Going to the trading post. Can’t wait to see what they use as money.
9:30- Oh. Old Fashioned Spears for coinage. Perfect.
10:00- Ugg. Me swappum Stoneage Tools. Need Spam. And Oats.
11:00- These guys are wishing for Global Warming.
11:47- Director tells actors to smile at each other again.
12:50- Most boring Iditorad ever.
14:00- lazy igloo.
14:44- Nanook blows Blitzen’s brains out- bonus ricochet sounds
16:00- This dogsled goes everywhere but SOUTH
17:15- Mmmm… Caribou babyback ribs
18:00- Only sound besides wind is barking of dogs. In the eeeyeeees of an angeeeel…
18:50- I shot it. You cook it.
19:20- where occupy wall street learns their beat…
19:30- and where they learn to dance
20:00- Meanwhile….. on the Ice Planet of Hoth….

Eskimos are just redneck survivalists of the great white north. They repurpose other people’s garbage, kill deer, go surfing in homemade boats, love their hunting dogs, and try to find ways to screw the government out of any taxes owed. Yee Haw. Or maybe its InKtuook Poduiuk!