Martin Bashir is Unemployed. Will Defecate in Mouths for Food

Martin Bashir said on his show that Sarah Palin should have someone urinate on her and shit in her mouth for comparing the nation’s deficit to slavery. Now Martin Bashir has “resigned” from MSNBC. Of course this also means that he will have to enroll in Obamacare now that he doesn’t have insurance.

From Mediatite here:

Here’s the statement from Martin Bashir, via email:

After making an on-air apology, I asked for permission to take some additional time out around the Thanksgiving holiday.
Upon further reflection, and after meeting with the President of MSNBC, I have tendered my resignation. It is my sincere hope that all of my colleagues, at this special network, will be allowed to focus on the issues that matter without the distraction of myself or my ill-judged comments.
I deeply regret what was said, will endeavor to work hard at making constructive contributions in the future and will always have a deep appreciation for our viewers – who are the smartest, most compassionate and discerning of all television audiences. I would also wish to express deepest gratitude to my immediate colleagues, and our contributors, all of whom have given so much of themselves to our broadcast.’

So I’m sure the conversation with the President of MSNBC went something like:
“You’re fired.”

Bashir replied “You can’t fire me! I quit!!”

It is rumored that both viewers of MSNBC are heartbroken at his termination.