Derpa Derpa Jihad Boom! Muslim Detonates Self on Empty Beach

This jihadi only had one job. Now he won’t get his 99 virgins.

From the BBC here:

There has been a suicide bomb attack in the Tunisian Mediterranean resort town of Sousse on a beach in front of a hotel.

The blast occurred at 09:45 local time (08:45 GMT) and that no-one was hurt except for the bomber.

The blast in Sousse happened close to the Riadh Palms hotel.

The male attacker, wearing a belt of explosives, was killed. Witnesses said the bomber was spotted and chased away from the hotel, blowing himself up on an empty beach.

Sousse is a tourist destination about 140km (87 miles) south of the capital, Tunis, on the Mediterranean coast.

If only every suicide bomber could crater themselves on an empty beach, then the world would be a very happy place. And this “tourist hotspot” looks like a shithole. Maybe the suicide bomber wasn’t happy with his Travelocity booking.