Jehovah’s Witnesses Better Stay Off This Guy’s Lawn

Most people deal with Jehovah’s Witnesses by hiding inside their homes while the annoying proselytizing fanatics tape the Watchtower to the screen door. This guy in Arkansas has a better way to deal with the pests:

From TSG here:

Incensed that two Jehovah’s Witnesses approached him in the front yard of his home, an Arkansas man allegedly had his wife retrieve his 9mm handgun from the residence and then fired 19 rounds at the pair’s vehicle, police report.

John Baldwin, 35, was arrested for felony aggravated assault following the incident Saturday afternoon outside his Centerton home.

According to a probable cause affidavit, Baldwin became upset when Laura Goforth and Rachel Boshears began speaking with him on his front lawn. “Get your fucking ass off my property. I moved out here to get away from people like you,” Baldwin told the Jehovah’s Witnesses.

I don’t condone what this guy did. But I understand the impulse.