Freakazoid Tranny Don Ennis Wants Backsies on Boobies

Don Ennis, an editor at ABC News, showed up at work back in May as a woman wearing heels, lipstick, a wig and a skirt. He announced that he was now a woman and changed his name to Dawn. Now he has switched back to a man claiming that he suffered from “transient global amnesia” and wants to cut off his boobies which had grown in from hormone therapy. You can tell that he is in a Union, otherwise I’m certain a normal employer would have fired his freaky ass.

From the NYPost here:

He thought he was a woman trapped in a man’s body — but it turns out he’s “just another boring straight guy.”

ABC News editor Don Ennis strolled into the newsroom in May wearing a little black dress and an auburn wig and announced he was transgender and splitting from his wife. He wanted to be called Dawn.

But now he says he suffered from a two-day bout of amnesia that has made him realize he wants to live his life again as Don.

“I accused my wife of playing some kind of cruel joke, dressing me up in a wig and bra and making fake ID’s with the name ‘Dawn’ on it. Seriously,” Ennis wrote in a memo he posted to the newsroom bulletin board Friday, explaining his shock after he woke up from what he called a “transient global amnesia” last month.

“It became obvious this was not the case once I took off the bra — and discovered two reasons I was wearing one,” he said, referring to his hormone-induced breasts.

“I’m asking all of you who accepted me as a transgender to now understand: I was misdiagnosed.

“I am already using the men’s room and dressing accordingly,” he noted.

“It’s so odd to be experiencing this from the other side; as recently as last Friday, I felt I was indeed a woman, in my mind, body and soul.

“Even though I will not wear the wig or the makeup or the skirts again, I promise to remain a strong straight ally, a supporter of diversity and an advocate for equal rights and other LGBT issues including same-sex marriage.”

And he said he hopes that with the hormone treatment and surgery, things will only get better.

Funny how his so-called amnesia couldn’t change his Democrat stance on gays. But can you imagine of all the ways you could screw up at work, try to play off switching your sex! Twice! And try to think that your coworkers won’t judge you rightly as a pervert and a freak!