This is Why Young People Can’t Have Jobs

Two idiot “sandwich artists” are looking for new jobs (or maybe not, just moved back in with the parents) after they posted disgusting photos of themselves violating food safety at a Subway Sandwich store.

From NYDailyNews here:

Two employees at a Columbus, Ohio, Subway restaurant were fired after posting pictures to Instagram that are anything but good public relations for the fast food chain.

An employee at a Subway fast food chain in Columbus, Ohio, posted a picture of himself resting his penis on the restaurant’s sandwich bread to Instagram.

“My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today,” read a caption that accompanied the not-suitable-for-work picture that appeared on Jett’s feed.

When confronted about the picture, Jett tried to clarify his reason for sharing the image of him draping his penis over the foot-long roll.

“I would never do that at work — it was at home,” “This isn’t something I’d ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke.”

As if seeing a man’s penis resting atop the restaurant’s sandwich bread isn’t enough bad PR for a single news cycle, a second employee at the same Subway also posted a picture of what he purported to be his own frozen urine.

“Today at I work I froze my pee,” Cameron Boggs wrote beneath the picture of a frosted-over water bottle half-filled with a yellowish substance.

Predictably, the photos did not sit well with Subway, which fired both Boggs and Jett.

“This isolated incident is not representative of Subway Sandwich Artists,” the company said in a statement to the Daily News. “These actions are not tolerated and the franchisee took immediate action to terminate the two employees involved.”

Dopes put it on Instagram and took credit for it. They might not ever get jobs in the food industry again. Which is a good thing.