George Zimmerman Rescues Man From Overturned Truck

George Zimmerman, in pseudo-hiding since his acquittal on murder charges against Trayvon Martin, came to the rescue of a man trapped in an overturned truck. Since the news articles talking about this do not mention race, I’m pretty certain the driver was non-white. I’m also pretty sure Trayvon Martin wouldn’t have lifted a finger to help anyone even if there was a promise of free cough-syrup-laced LEAN in it for him.

From ABCNews here:

George Zimmerman, who has been in hiding since he was acquitted of murder in the death of Trayvon Martin, emerged to help rescue someone who was trapped in an overturned truck, police said today.

Sanford Police Department Capt. Jim McAuliffe told ABC News that Zimmerman “pulled an individual from a truck that had rolled over” at the intersection of a Florida highway last week. Florida Highway Patrol is now handling the case, McAuliffe said.

The crash occurred at the intersection of I-4 and route 417, police said. The crash site is less than a mile from where he shot Martin.

It’s the first known sighting of Zimmerman since he left the courtroom following his acquittal last week on murder charges for the death of Martin. Zimmerman, 29, shot and killed Martin, 17, in Sanford, Fla., on Feb. 26, 2012. The jury determined that Zimmerman shot Martin in self-defense.

After the rescue, Zimmerman was all like KAPOW PWIIING!!!! and he fled to his secret batcave in Sanford.