Whackjob Alien Abduction Victim In Charge of UK Govt

Simon Parkes works at a small town city council and claims to have been raped and fathered alien babies or something. And he says he and his wife tend to fight about it, perhaps due to the cost of needing gold-pressed-latinum to pay alien child support.

From the WashTimes here:

A city council member in a small seaside town in the U.K. is defending his beliefs in extra-terrestrial life — after claiming to have fathered a child with an alien.
Married father-of-three Simon Parkes, 53, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, said in a recent TV documentary that he and his wife fight because he has sexual relations with an alien called the Cat Queen about four times a year.

The Labour councillor claims to have fathered a love child with the being, named Zarka.
“What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth,” Mr. Parkes said in a documentary posted to YouTube, called Confessions Of An Alien Abductee.”

“My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong,” he added. “I think I am fairly clear in my head that I am being monitored [by aliens] very closely and if there is anything that’s seriously about to happen or does happen then I am fairly confident in my own mind that they will intervene, they have in the past.”
Mr. Parkes, who was a councillor in Hackney during the 1990s, claims he has had experiences with aliens since birth, and his “real mother” is a 9-foot green alien with eight fingers. He said his experiences have not hindered his work.

Must be a Democrat. You get what you vote for. And remember, there are no such things as Aliens.