Stinky Power Rangers Make Bad Neighbors
I wonder what you have to do to your neighbors to make them dress up like a Power Ranger and drop a deuce on your grill cover?
From the Chron here:
A man reported that someone removed his grill cover and defecated in it.
Part of the incident was captured on a home security video shortly before 2 a.m. Saturday, June 1.
The video shows a male wearing a shiny gray Power Ranger outfit, his face obscured by a matching balaclava coming on the property and walking off camera carrying the grill cover – but not the defecation, as that most likely occurred off-camera.
The homeowner told police he does not know who the man is because the man’s face was obscured by the balaclava.
So the owner of the grill has reasons to watch his doors with closed circuit cameras. But what would drive a neighbor to do this? Maybe his neighbors really hates the brisket this guy makes.