Not That Kind of Dog Grooming

Mexicans with canine superpowers like Cesar Milan, the dog whisperer, is a national asset. Mexicans with the ability to arouse and seduce pitbulls? Not so much.

From JWF here:

A 50-year-old Chicago man who had been on a tour at the city pound was charged with having sex with a pit bull.

Gerardo Perez was charged with having sexual conduct with an animal, a felony, and burglary,.

Perez was arrested after he and a group took a tour of the Chicago Animal Care and Control Facility.

After the man broke off from the tour group, an employee of the facility spotted him going into a restricted area. After the employee told the man to leave the restricted area, the man left but returned a short time later.

When the employee returned, he found the man inside the restricted area again and inside a cage with a white and grey pit bull, on his hands and knees on the side of the dog, and it appeared the man had just had sexual contact with the animal.

You really have to watch it, them pit bulls can clamp down. And who the hell gives tours of your dog pound? I guess if the critter was scheduled for execution, some would-be dog whisperers think it would be a shame to let a piece of tail go to waste. But hey, it still wasn’t as bad as what Michael Vick did to his dogs.