Out: Tattoos of Where Your 9 Kids Were Born. In: Lopping Off Tig Ol’ Bitties

After years of catching kids with a big butterfly net and tattooing their places of origin on her body, Angelina Jolie decided she would cut off her breasticles in order to not get cancer. This is also the same woman who used to carry a vial of Billy Bob Thornton’s blood around her neck, so her logic in this decision is impeccable. Of course the press is fawning over her calling her “Brave” and “Courageous” instead of “Bat Shiat Crazy.”

From Reuters here:

Hollywood star Angelina Jolie has had a double mastectomy to reduce her chances of getting breast cancer and says she hopes her story will inspire other women fighting the life-threatening disease.

The Oscar-winning actress said her doctors had estimated she had an 87 percent risk of breast cancer and 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer.

“Once I knew this was my reality, I decided to be proactive and to minimize the risk as much as I could. I made a decision to have a preventive double mastectomy,” she said.

Partner and fellow Hollywood star Brad Pitt was by Jolie’s side through three months of treatment that ended late in April, she said. The two became engaged last year.

Brad Pitt is a freakin’ schmuck. He dumped Jennifer Anniston to chase after Angelina’s Tig Ol’ Bitties and stood mutely by while she collected one of each children from the poorest locations on the planet like they were Burger King Smurf glasses. Then the stupid woman went anorexic while she tattooed her body so much she looked like she had been run over by a truck- Then Brad Pitt offers to marry this broken bitch and as soon as she says yes, she lops off her boobies. Maybe the doctor will suggest that Jolie might get brain cancer. Will she cut off her head next? Will the press continue to fawn over her noble bravery?