Four Fatties Get Rapey in Toronto

Toronto is famous for its anarchy and its fat hairy women. Four fatties gang-raped a 19YO man after closing time at a night club. They are all described as 5’4″ and 200 pounds each wearing black cocktail dresses. And they were unshaved, I’m sure.

From NationalPost here:

Toronto police are looking for four female suspects who they say allegedly sexually assaulted a 19-year-old man.

The incident happened during the early morning hours of Sunday, March 31, after the man met the four women at a nightclub near King Street and University Avenue. The man left the club with the women who offered to drive him home.

“The complainant was instead driven to a parking lot in the area of Queen Street West and Spadina Avenue where he was sexually assaulted by all four suspects,” said the statement.

After the suspects let go of the man, they were seen leaving the area in a vehicle that resembled a silver Honda SUV.

Police say the four female suspects are all white, in their thirties, and approximately 5’4” and 200 pounds. The women were wearing short black dresses with high heels and no nylons. The SUV driver had a British accent with short blond hair and a tattoo of wings on the back of her neck. Another woman had longer, dark hair with red dye at the bottom.

Sounds like these four hags wanted to rape a Justin-Bieber-esque dude. But if these heifers drank in the bar, they should be pretty easy to track down. Never drop your credit card on a round of Cosmos if you plan on raping a dude.

And speaking of fatties in a bar, this hilarity took place in Stockton, CA when three fatties plowed through some barbecue: