Lesbians, Why You So Fat?

Hi lesbians. The feds want to know. So if you munch carpets and platters of cheeseburgers, do your fair share and work with Uncle Sam to find out why lesbians are fat and gay men aren’t. Our taxpayer funds are being spent to find out why, to the tune of 1.5 million bucks.

From CNSNews here:

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million to study biological and social factors for why “three-quarters” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of “high public-health significance.”

Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston, Mass., has received two grants administered by NIH’s Eunice Kennedy Shriver National Institute of Child Health and Human Development (NICHD) to study the relationship between sexual orientation and obesity.

“Obesity is one of the most critical public health issues affecting the U.S. today,” the description of the grant reads. “Racial and socioeconomic disparities in the determinants, distribution, and consequences of obesity are receiving increasing attention.”

You can give me half that cash and I’ll tell you the answer. Lesbians reject not only their natural sexual orientation, but their entire “avatar” that would possibly confuse anyone else into thinking they might be willing to have sex to perpetuate their own species. So they make themselves fat. They are deliberately refusing to compete for sexual competition.

Its all about how liberals always choose failed, broken and wrong over successful, working and right.

So why are gay men skinny? They are competing with each other for opportunities to copulate. Ever hear what happened to the fat ugly gay dude? He had to go out with women. Hey Feds, where’s my check?