Getaway Fail

Meet Jamie Craft. She lives in the Podunk Town of Jonesboro, Arkansas. She got blitzed, drove home, and crashed her car into her nifty Mobile Home. When cops came to arrest her, she was naked from the waist down, and tried to flee police on her son’s battery-operated toy Power Wheels truck.

From KTLA here:

A 28-year-old woman is facing criminal charges after allegedly trying to flee the scene of a car crash in her son’s battery operated toy truck.

Police say Jamie Craft was drunk when she crashed her Grand Am into the side of a mobile home.

Witness say Craft got out of the car and jumped on to Power Wheels truck and sped off.

According to police, Craft was pretty irate when they caught up with her as well as being without any pants.

They say she was also very drunk, with a blood alcohol level of .217, which is 3 times the legal limit.

Craft is facing charges ranging from disorderly conduct to driving with a suspended license.

Yee Haw! If she could remember what the hell happened to her, it would make a hell of a story to tell someone some day.