Cuddle Fail: Lion Kills Woman While Having Sex

An African couple went out into the woods in Zimbabwe to do the boom-chakka-wow-wow. A lion viewed the conjoined couple as a buffet fit for a king. The man saw the lion and ditched the woman there to get eaten by the lion.

From ibitimes here:

A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach.

Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom. He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help.

Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems.

Hush, my darling, don’t fear, my darling,
the lion sleeps tonight
Hush, my darling, don’t fear, my darling,
the lion sleeps tonight…

I happen to think the story is fabricated. Africans don’t use condoms.