325 Pound Hispanic Has a Frilly Side

A big hairy Mexican tranny broke into an Iowa lingerie store, tried on frilly things, sampled the dildos, and pleasured himself on the manager’s desk.

From TSG here:

An Iowa man who broke into a lingerie store spent two hours inside trying on garments and experimenting with sex toys

Jose Angel Perales, 24, was arrested Friday on burglary and theft charges in connection with the February 17 break-in at Dr. John’s Lingerie Store in Davenport. Perales was released from custody after posting $5000 bond.

Perales entered the lingerie store through an unlocked door around 4:10 AM. A police review of store surveillance video revealed that Perales--5’ 11” and 325 pounds–“walked around the store and shopped.”

Then, in what will surely repulse Dr. John’s staffers, Perales walked into the manager’s office, removed his clothes, opened some of the merchandise, and “began to please himself anally on the manager’s desk and futon/couch.”

The burglar “then walked out of the office naked showing the large tattoo on his back. The tattoo read “PERALES” in Old English lettering.” The distinctive ink helped cops eventually identify Perales.

During his time inside the store, “Perales proceeded to try on female lingerie and experiment with sex toys for approximately two hours.”

Life of crime like this will certainly land Perales in the penitentiary where he will be the loneliest swishy punk in the slammer.