Pandas Might Be Good For Something

The best article ever on Pandas was written and posted to the Daily Caller.

From the DC here:

Some people think pandas are nothing more than bamboo-crapping wastes of space, and I’m one of those people. All pandas do is sleep, eat wicker, and act like dicks:

But as it turns out, nature’s cuddliest evolutionary dead end might serve a purpose after all.

Some type of scientific BS about how panda blood might solve infections was in the article here.

I’m always happy to see the phrase “panda blood,” but this is a whole new context. The trick will be figuring out how to synthesize the antibiotic before all the pandas die off, since they like to mate about as much as Mr. Roper. Hang in there until we can get some use out of you, you flabby two-tone layabouts. Then you can finally go away.

I’d personally shoot every panda in the face. Make it an international “sandy hook” in monochrome and crimson. Oh, too soon?