Great Scott! Uranium For Sale on Amazon
Just in case you are having trouble getting your reactor to fission, you can now order, directly from Amazon.com, a can of Uranium Ore.
And its quite a steal for just 40 bucks. A carton of Pall Malls cost more than that. And the customer reviews are “glowing.”
3.0 out of 5 stars Great Product, Poor Packaging May 14, 2009
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.5.0 out of 5 stars So glad I don’t have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore. January 21, 2009I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn’t sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.
Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people’s privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.
The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker.
Power my spaceship this wouldn’t!, December 30, 2012ByJeffrey A. Johnson “Jeff Johnson” (San Francisco, CA USA) –
Homesick for planet Dagobah I am. Fuel for my spaceship I need. Bought this product last year I did. (To raise the funds, many years of signing autographs at Geek conferences it took me.) Hundreds of containers I purchased. Melted them I did, fuel rods to make. But, sadly, power my ship they would not. Too low-grade. So for the foreseeable future, stuck here on Earth I remain.
