Fat Stinky Union Workers Determine Your Social Security Eligibility

I’ve done some work up in Baltimore at the Social Security Administration HQ. That joint is bleak. It has tron-style cube farms full of dour-faced souless federal workers who try very hard to not have to do any real work.

One of those workers at the massive cubefarm which is the SSA was just reprimanded officially for being a fat stinky loaf. From the TSG here:

A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was recorded “releasing the awful and unpleasant odor” in his Baltimore office.

In a December 10 letter accusing him of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” the Social Security Administration employee was informed that his “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” environment for coworkers, several of whom have lodged complaints with supervisors.

The worker, a 38-year-old Maryland resident, reportedly submitted evidence that he suffered from “some medical conditions” that, at times, caused him to be unable to work full days. But a SSA manager noted in the reprimand letter that, “nothing that you have submitted has indicated that you would have uncontrollable flatulence. It is my belief that you can control this condition.”

And yeah, he is a union goon too. TSG has the whole document here, and shows a photo of the fat bastard and his fat-assed wife at an amusement park posing with, of all characters, Pepe LePew.