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Hannah Sabata Steals Car, Robs Bank, Makes Viral Video

Hannah Sabata is 19, a neglectful, drug-addicted mother who lost custody of her kid to the state, and is now a famous car thief and bank robber.

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She’s famous because she filmed her criminal confession in a YouTube video in a lame attempt to appear to be a cute badass. But wow, is she stupid.

From the DailyMail here:

Hannah Sabata, from Nebraska, posted the video claiming to have stolen more than $6,000 at gun-point. She said the alleged crime spree was the ‘best day of my life’. During the seven-minute video the teenager says she stole a Pontiac Grand Am and holds up thousands of dollars in cash to the camera. Bizarrely she retained her sense of humor as she was led away by cops.

In the bizarre YouTube video Hannah Sabata, 19, is seen fanning herself with a wad of cash that she said was stolen using a ‘gun, a pillow case and a note’.

In a series of subtitles and hand-written notes, Sabata, of Stromsburg, Nebraska, also claims to have stolen a Pontiac Grand Am during an alleged crime spree that she described as ‘the best day of my life’.

In the video she says she did it because she was a “victim of the government” who took her baby from her. Clearly, the government knew something we didn’t. As one commenter noted in a video about her baby:

It’s probably a good thing that your baby was taken away from you, seeing as how you’re an idiotic, useless, bank-robbing fuck-up. What’s it like knowing your child will forever see you as the greatest disappointment in his life? I’m sure whoever is taking care of him now is doing a better job than you ever could? have.

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