Michelle Obama Sure Knows Her Shit

Michelle Obama urged early voting because sometimes Democrat toilets get all busted and overflowing or something.

From CNSNews here:

First Lady Michelle Obama encouraged her husband’s supporters to vote early, because you may find your “toilet overflowing” on Election Day.

“You can also tell people that they don’t have to wait until November the 6th to cast their ballots because you can do it early,” Mrs. Obama told a crowd Friday at the University of Wisconsin in Wausau.

“You wake up on Election Day—you might have a cold, babysitter gets sick, it’s raining, car broke down, I mean I could go on—toilet overflowing,” she said, to a laughing audience. “There are so many ways to mess up a day when you don’t have a lot of time.”

Yeah, the Obamas sure know about being full of shit. It also explains how they Obamas solve problems. When a toilet is overflowing, there is no possible way to fix that yourself. Takes a whole day, sometimes longer for the Obamas to pass the blame before letting someone else do the simple job for him. Can’t get Congress to pass a budget? Oh boy, toilet’s full, nothing you can do about that!

November 6 is indeed approaching fast. And the nation’s shitter is full. Vote early.