College Students Are Idiots- Shoving Wine Up Their Ass

Imagine that you had to shell out thousands of dollars to send you kid to a good university, such as the University of Tennessee- only to find out later that your kid is an absolute moron, who enjoys his wine rectally rather than drinking it like a normal person. One Frat House at UT were pouring red wine up each others’ asses, and it caused alcohol poisoning in at least one case.

From WTOP here:

The University of Tennessee is investigating allegations that fraternity members took alcohol enemas, leading one student to be hospitalized, and a national fraternity has suspended its chapter in Knoxville.

The Knoxville News Sentinel ( http://bit.ly/Pndf7d) reports the practice came to light Saturday when a student was brought to a local hospital with alcohol poisoning. Police said his blood alcohol was measured at above 0.40, a level that can be fatal.

After questioning the young people who brought him to the emergency room, officers determined that he had consumed the alcohol rectally, Knoxville police said Monday. Authorities said the technique is supposed to enhance the effects of alcohol.

Police said he had received a wine enema at the Pi Kappa Alpha chapter house. Eleven students and a visitor there were cited for underage consumption of alcohol.

I wouldn’t be so mad at my kid for getting bombed at school, but I’d kick his ass for being so gay and wasting wine.