Michelle Obama Seeks to Assassinate Fat People

Michelle Obama is going to launch a series of Predator Drone Strikes against fat-assed Americans, with the intent of murdering them extra-judiciously, just like her husband does overseas against Americans who associate themselves with terror cells. No trial, just death by fire from above. Think I’m kidding? I’m not. Michelle Obama has declared that the biggest threat to the United States’ national security is not islamists running amok in the middle east- not the Iranian nuclear buildup and threat. Michelle Obama said that fat Americans is the single biggest threat to our national security.

Michelle Obama is a fat-armed seahag.