Sissy Boys Get Their Buttplug Taped to Checked Luggage at Airport

So apparently the new term for gay men is “Sissy Boys” according to a gay California lawmaker. Two such sissy boys came back from vacation to find that their checked bags had been inspected and a gigantic purple buttplug they had carried with them was taped to the outside of the bag.

From a SissyBoy Publication here:

After arriving at our home airport while waiting around the baggage carousel, [he] kept looking for our last bag to come out. Then, a bag did in-fact emerge that had a similar appearance to ours; however, it appeared to be wrapped sporadically with CLEAR plastic tape bearing the logo “Continental” and seemed strangely malformed. As it got closer and much to his surprise…and moreover, his HORROR, he saw a sex toy we had packed, had been removed from the middle of the bag and taped right on top of the bag for everyone to see. SO EMBARRASSED, ABSOLUTELY MORTIFIED…just knowing that everyone in sight had already seen it and after looking at their faces that depicted disbelief, some were snickering, others completely astonished, and of course, disgust was ubiquitous. . . . .
[He] grabbed our bag . . . . then began quickly striding for the exit while clenching the bag towards his chest, struggling to conceal the open end of the bag while in total discomfiture and despair.

Don’t want to be mortified to let the world know you pack giant rubber toys that you want to shove up your poop chute while on a vacation? Try not to be so perverted and gay.