Going to Hell in a Ghille Suit

You know how they weed out the stupid in Montana? Meth and running over ‘Squatches. Randy Lee Tenley thought it would be a good idea to wear a ghille suit to pretend to be a Sasquatch and play in traffic. Reported last words were “Hey ya’ll, hold my beer and watch this!”

From the InterLake here:

A man dressed in a military-style “Ghillie suit” who was attempting to provoke a Bigfoot sighting was struck by two vehicles and killed on U.S. 93 South of Kalispell Sunday night.

“He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting,” Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider said. “You can’t make it up. I haven’t seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him.”

The Flathead County Sheriff’s Office identified the man as , 44, of Kalispell.

Randy Lee Tenley’s motivations were ascertained during interviews with friends who were not in the immediate area but were nearby when the man was struck at about 10:30 p.m.

“Alcohol may have been a factor,” Schneider said. “Impairment is up in the air.”

“He was in the right-hand lane of travel and the vehicle was unable to avoid him and struck him,” Schneider said of the first vehicle driven by a 15-year-old girl from Somers.

A second vehicle driven by a 17-year-old Somers girl also struck Tenley as he laid on the highway.

Tenley was pronounced dead at the scene.

Its hilarious that a dumbass would check out of this world pretending to be a Bigfoot, but its rather horrifying that he will be causing a 15 year old young driver to have nightmares for the rest of her life over this stunt.