Stupid Teen Trips Face; Thinks He’s in Inception; Shoots Self in Head

What is up with the kids taking psycho-reactive drugs? Can’t they just swipe a beer from the fridge? Steve Tilbury, below, subscribed to Obama’s policy of total absorption and nearly choomed himself to death. He ate some mushrooms and drank a mushroom tea and then had a severe psychotic episode. To cure his waking nightmare he shot himself in the head like he was in the movie Inception thinking it would wake him from his hallucinations.

From CBS here:

a teenager shot himself in the head to wake up from a magic-mushroom induced nightmare. Steve Tilbury consumed several mushrooms, then drank a tea made from them, while with friends in his home.

He fell asleep not long after his friends left. But when he awoke from his nap, he thought he was still stuck in his nightmare.

The confused teen then buried a .22-caliber bullet into his forehead. He miraculously survived, but still felt as though he was in a living dream. Tilbury tried to clean his blood off the floor, before going outside and happening upon a stranger, who took him to Florida Hospital Deland.

So Stevie here not only can’t make a good cup of tea he also has shitty aim.