CuddleFail: Wolves Eat ZooKeeper

The saddest thing about this story is that Kevin James was not devoured by rabid wolves. Unfortunately, a Swedish zookeeper was eaten by a wolfpack.

From the Sun here:

A WOMAN zookeeper was mauled to death by a pack of wolves yesterday as she fed them in their enclosure.

Eight of the wolves are thought to have surrounded and attacked the woman, who was in her 30s.

Her body was found by a colleague — but the snarling pack would not let anyone near her. Eventually brave zoo workers formed a human chain and rushed the wolves, forcing them back.

Jan Tengeborg, who organised the attempt to recover the body, said: “We couldn’t get into the enclosure because the wolves clearly did not want us in there. You can’t just walk right into a wolf pack.”

So who knew that the tactics of Occupy Wallstreet were effective against wolves? Man shouldn’t fear wolves if they form human chains?