Take Bath Salts- Wind Up Wearing a Mattress

Boy these “Bath Salts” drugs sure do bring out the loonies. Check this guy out who hid under a sliding board of a playground behind a police station and tried to rape a 3-year-old.

From CBS Miami here:

She told police she tried to walk past the man, but said he stood up, exposed his genitals to the girl.

The police report said he told the child, “Come here little girl, I want to stick it in you.”

The woman fled her with daughter. The man never got close to them.

The bizarre incident unfolded in the tot lot that is located literally in the back yard of the North Miami Beach Police Department. Police arrested Shuyler and a detective in court said his behavior could be explained through a drug called bath salts.

I’m beginning to think that the drug doesnt so much as make you want to be a zombie, but it opens you up to possession by demons.