Indians Still Trying to Rip Off the White Man

Have you seen these laughably outrageous commercials on late night TV for quick cash loans from a “Native American” bank? They offer $5000 for 117% interest over 84 months. You pay back $40,000 for a $5000 loan.

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And just in case you aren’t sure the bitch is ripping you off like a true Injun would, she is wearing a turquoise necklace and has a rattail in her hair.

Talk about your trail of tears, you’ll be crying all the way to the bankruptcy lawyer’s office.

Who knew Indians had any equity to lend against? I got out of repaying my loan by sending in some old blankets left over from an 1870’s outbreak of some kind. Suddenly they all quit calling.