Knows Who’s Convinced of the Zombie Apocolypse? Blacks in Miami

Black people in Miami are terrified now of zombies due to the recent spate of cannibalism reports in the region and around the country. How this crazy white dude in the video below didn’t end up in the ER is beyond me.

And it also occurs to me that if you are a neighborhood watchman wishing to keep hoodie-wearing-skittles-munchers out of your gated community, try some zombie makeup. It might work.

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— Patrick Dollard (@PatDollard) June 4, 2012