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Computer Forensics Versus Kiddie Pr0n Ninja

The FBI confronted a pervert named Kamil Mezalka in his home for downloading and distributing child pornography via bittorrent. He thought he would try to destroy the evidence by pulling out a ninja sword and stabbing his tower PC with it. Uh, yeah, those hard drives can be hard to hit. He missed and the forensics team was able to recover plenty of evidence of his sick crimes.

From the DailyMail here:

A 21-year-old man tried to destroy his child pornography stash by stabbing his computer with a Samurai sword after FBI agents burst into his home.

The home of Kamil Mezalka, 21, was stormed by officers on Tuesday to seize his machine after an undercover agent downloaded horrific images and videos from the man’s computer via a file sharing service. Mezalka was said to have come out of a second-floor bedroom and then quickly shut to door at the house in Palm Coast, Florida when he saw the men brandishing a warrant.

When the FBI demanded he come out and he refused to do so, agents burst into the bedroom where he was ‘standing in his underwear, holding a two-handed samurai sword which he had stabbed into the side of a desktop computer’, according to agent Jonathan MacDonald.

When the 21-year-old began to swing the sword towards the screen, he was pinned to the floor by agents.

During an interview with FBI agents, Mezalka admitted ‘having a file sharing program on his computer which he used to download pornography to include child pornography’, according to The Smoking Gun.

An FBI computer expert found hundreds of pornographic images of children on Mezalka’s desktop computer.
He was charged with possessing child porn and is due to appear before U.S. District Court in Jacksonville tomorrow.

What an idiot. I hope he enjoys a nice long stay in PMITA prison.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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