Midnight Nightmare Music: Lisa Gail – “3 Second Rule”

I was going to put up a brand new artist or some new song by a favorite beloved artist, but VEVO is down for the count after they failed at modernizing their site. So you are stuck with this ear-splitting song by this middle-aged harpy. She calls her song “3 Second Rule” because she allows guys to stare at her FUPA for only 3 seconds before they turn to stone.

So enjoy her bad dye job. Her horrible makeup. Her retarded cowboy dancers who I’m sure would have nothing to do with Lisa Gail unless they were getting paid. Love her belt. Gawk at her gawdy jewelry. Marvel at her costume changes. Ponder where they get tanning beds this big to brown her dumb ass.

I’ve got a 3 second rule for fat ugly singers grazing on school house lawns. And now I remember why I hate line dancing. At 1:26 you can see a fabulous camel toe!

At 2:35 who the hell is singing backup? Alvin and the Chipmunks?! At the 3:20 mark she walks out of the school bowlegged.