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Finally! Jailtime for Saggy Pants

A judge sent some punk to jail for three days for showing up in court with his ass hanging out of his pants.

From the MontgomeryAdvertiser:

A Prattville man was given a three-day jail sentence Tuesday for contempt of court after his wardrobe didn’t pass judicial muster.

LaMarcus D. Ramsey, 20, was in Autauga County Circuit Court to enter a plea on a charge of receiving stolen property. Circuit Judge John Bush took exception to the fact that Ramsey’s blue jeans were sagging too low. The three-day stint will be served in the Autauga Metro jail.

“You are in contempt of court because you showed your butt in court,” a visibly irate Bush told Ramsey. “You can spend three days in jail. When you get out you can buy pants that fit, or at least get a belt to hold up your pants so your underwear doesn’t show.”

I’ve said it before. Saggy Pants are a stupid fad that only damages the image of the black community. Time for it to go away. Should be a ticketable offence.

Dr. Jones

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One thought on “Finally! Jailtime for Saggy Pants

  • That’s about an hour south of where I live. We’re all laughing pretty good about it. What a couple of idiots. And you’re right, these “fashions” don’t do anything to help the black image.

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