Idiot Child Can’t Handle His Four Loko
Pity poor Mikey Truluck- he sucks at drinking, puking and sitting upright in a car. Someone bought this 13 Year Old a Four Loko, and when he drank it, he apparently fell out of a moving car attempting to puke. Such is life in Baltimore. And yet, rather than blame his parent’s lack of supervision or the bad crowd the kid was hanging around with, the Press and this dead kid’s fat mom are blaming the manufacturer of the adult beverage.
From the DailyMail here:
Teenager dies after drinking Four Loko when he opened car door to throw up, fell out and was hit by oncoming traffic
A 13-year-old boy who died falling out of a moving car while throwing up after being fatally stuck by a passing vehicle was drinking controversial alcoholic beverage Four Loko.
Eighth-grader Michael Truluck, of Baltimore County, Maryland, got his hands on the drink that was banned in nearby Baltimore City for its potent mix of caffeine and alcohol.
Baltimore County Police told ABC News the car carrying Truluck was making a turn out of the Auto Zone parking onto a busy highway in Parkville on Saturday evening when the accident occurred.
The driver of the car that hit him stopped at the scene, the station reports.
Truluck was a student at Parkville Middle School in Baltimore County and uncle to his older sister’s 15-month-old son.
Mrs Keys said her son’s friend confirmed an adult in the neighbourhood had purchased the drink
Each 23.5oz can of the fruity drink contained 12 per cent alcohol – the equivalent to about four cans of beer – and 135 milligrams of caffeine, or two cups of coffee.
The Food and Drink Administration issued letters to four companies which produced caffeinated alcoholic drinks last November, saying they were ‘unsafe’.
Four Loko is an adult beverage that tastes like cat puke. Little kids shouldn’t be drinking it. Its not the beverage manufacturer’s fault that this kid was an idiot. And bad moms shouldn’t let their 8th grade kid go joyriding with the neighborhood riff raff.
Hey guys, I would appreciate it if you guys stop hating on Mike. He was a GREAT kid. Everyone fucks up so go to fucking hell!!! Mike Was so caring and loving to everyone!! So everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you guys have a problem, my email is- sk8ertukiyo@gmail.com…. Email me guys and I’ll explain shit too you…. Thanks..
I love you Michael Truluck!! Forever and always<3
Sarah,
No, people don’t do what Truluck did. Hope you’ve learned something from his mistakes. Most people already know not to drink underage and ride in cars recklessly.
Dr.Jones,
I don’t give a flying fuck. Everyone makes mistakes. Just because he made one too doesn’t mean everyone should bash on him! Mike was like my little brother okay!? So if any of y’all have a problem, go too hell! Mike was a GREAT person, he cared and loved EVERYONE. So get a life. Ktbb
Locking your keys in your car is a mistake. Swilling a dangerous alcoholic beverage while underage and riding with a bunch of reckless bad teenagers is just stupid. That is not a “mistake.” Its a deadly series of decisions that resulted in spectacular failure.
Go rot in hell you asshole. Go get a fucking life. Kay. Thanks. Buh-bye.
Maybe if the government banned the damn drink there wouldn’t be any problems. Maybe if the cops were smart enough they could actually get there lazy asses up and do something. It’s dumbasses like you who sit on there lazy ass and don’t do shit because there worried about others people’s lives and problems. How about actually trying to solve problems in the world instead of making more. If you have a problem with one of my friends you come to me, don’t make no shitty ass lies.
And also, maybe if people knew how to drive and do the right speed limit, he wouldn’t of been fucking today. Go blame your dumb ass self for your fucking failure at life you piece of shit.
Aw Sam. The government bans things all the time. Like underage drinking. Your pal ignored that ban and criminally engaged in underage drinking. Don’t blame me or anyone else for him being wormfood today. Well, maybe his parents share some of the blame.
Fuck u
You old fuck go get a life
Fuck this shit. I’m DONE trying to stay calm while assholes hate on Mike. Shut the fuck up! This was a month ago. 4433100702 is my number. Text or call I’ll fucking bitch you out. Get a fucking life. Go die in a fucking hole! Mike was a GREAT kid, he cared and loved EVERYONE. I know he would be disappointed in me for saying this, but I am anyways… FUCK OFF ALL YOU GODDAMN HATERZ! GO GET A FUCKING LIFE AND FUCK OFF!!!
hi hello how r u bitch go fuck yourself you fkin ugly son of a bitch is that you or your mom in that damn picture well dear dumbass fukkin dick licker i dont care who the fuck you are u will die if i knew who your family or self is i would killl one of you assholes ur probably a lowlife computer geek that sucks dick to pay hiself and his moms rent oh and guess the fuk wat ur mom probobly sucks your dick to live in your house written by gabe. middle river contact crt if your gonna do somthing do it bitch becuz yo mom cant bail you out if your the only guy she can get to suck dick you will die a fukin lowlife bitch jus like your mom ohhh by the way my dad cant handle 1 1/2 of those bi the way bitch yo child malester no kids gonna get a lolypop and then suck you dick if old enogh to stick your 1 inch little dick in their mouth they can probly can drink a 4loko! any further comment from you about or to anybody about mike will be sent to god and youll go to helll like your not already going fucker pfukin s i go to school with mike parkville middle bitch if you want me come get me bitch not for sex u dumbass wit yo mouth drewlling becuz i said cum and get me i fuckin hope you go to helll your ass likin mother to because obviesoly she didnt teach you manners oh wait your that kid thats mom sukked my dick in an alley and she choked to death srryy u didnt grow up wit a mommmy oh wait rephrase that bitch im not sorry for ur child malestine gay fukkin ass. fuk you if you didnt get it yet let me spell it out 4 u f as in fuck u as in ur abitch c as in cum loving k as in kangaro jumpin ass on a dick get it now im not playing reost anything new about mike and i will try so hard to find wher u live (cardbord box) i just got to figure out witch one it is becuz you dad takes up 50 of them wait your gay right youlll lay under him suckin his dick! bye bye you bisexual faggot prkvillemiddles out whore but im still in repost and ill telll you ass off again!
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@Gabe R… I agree.. It’s easy to hide behind a computer screen but I posted my cell # bc I know their to pussy to text me or call me.. Anyone who has the balls too, I’ll send my address too and I will fight them. I’ve already been in 2 fights to defend mike (after he died) so I ain’t afraid to kick anyone else’s ass.
U did not even know him so don’t talk about him
sarah do i no u
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I don’t know O.o you might… Text me ^ my number is somewhere listed up there lol… I dont go to parkville… I met mike randomly at the mall (funny story)… You might so text me and we will find out XP
Gabe R, you really don’t know how to communicate like a human, do you? Plenty of people drank Four Loko tonight and didn’t suicide themselves outside of a speeding car. Just FYI.
Do you not know when to shuttup!? Go fuck of and die in a hole. 1 less asshole in the world
LOL, that was exactly what was written on the bottom of Mike’s Four-Loko can. Ironic, right?
Why don’t you come suck my tansgender dick?
If ANYONE and i mean ANYONE has the balls to text, call, or email me, I’ll give my address and fight them. So bring it bitches
ohhhh dr dick licker jones still suckin dick i c comment after i get offf real pussy if you even no wat it looks like ohh and ur just mad i gave yo the road and everything still arent here yet
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fight your dumbasss again dont make me have to spell out some more word 4 u
goodnight saraah rip michael thomas truluck 3.3.98—2.18.12
night mike
With friends like these, its no wonder Mike is wormfood. By all means, post your address on the Internet. Also, post your social security number and you mom’s maiden name while you’re at it. That’s how you really prove how tough you are.
Will you guys shuttup!?! This was a fucking month ago. I mean stop! I’m trying to forget it! Let his family and everyone just forget already because it’s a painful memory. So stop!