N00b Intertubes Manual

N00b Intertubes Manual, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

If you are new to the Interwebs, Welcome! I think I have found just the merchandise for you!

First is this handy handbook that you can use to write down all of your usernames and passwords for your favorite online locations, and you can carry it everywhere with you!

Also, you can get the NEW EDITION of the Texting Dictionary of Acronyms so you can finally decipher what all those cool kids are writing in the chatrooms. Nice, right?