If You Are a Retarded Hacker, Sting is Here to Help

In the United Kingdom, you can avoid all prosecution and extradition for hacking charges if you pretend to be retarded. This strategy can also make you rich, especially if washed-up singer-songwriter Sting hears about it. Gary McKinnon, who has managed to avoid extradition and prosecution for hacking into US military computers for over 10 years now, recently revealed that Sting offered to pay damages to the US if the case against Gary were dropped.

From the Express here:

TRUDIE STYLER and her singer husband Sting have offered to pay US authorities £400,000 to help Scottish computer hacker Gary McKinnon avoid prison in America, the Sunday Express has learned. Mr McKinnon, 45, is accused of having crippled the Pentagon when he broke into 97 US military systems 10 years ago as he supposedly looked for evidence of UFOs.

The Asperger’s Syndrome sufferer and his supporters have been fighting extradition ever since, although the emergence of the monetary offer from the celebrity couple can be revealed for the first time today.

McKinnon supporters love to point out that he is self-diagnosed with Aspergers, a fake disease that is used as an excuse for acting like an asshat. They have managed to keep McKinnon from facing justice, and it has really turned into a war of attrition. The UK government won’t turn McKinnon over, and people are beginning to forget about his crimes. You can see more posts about McKinnon here.