Chastity Bono Splits With Fiancee’; Experiences Buyer’s Remorse

Chastity Bono, recent contestant on the hit TV show Dancing With the Stars’ Fat Sexually Confused Kids Show, announced that she and her longtime lesbian lover Jennifer Elias have called it quits. I think Elias dumped Bono because watching that fat sweaty toad constantly pump that bulb on her penis pump was really beginning to creep Elias out.

From Ology here:

US Weekly announced today that the Dancing with the Stars competitor ended his engagement with Jennifer Elias. The couple has yet to speak about the split, but a representative spoke on behalf of the formerly happy couple.

“They leave this relationship with great love, respect and affection towards one another,” the rep told US Weekly.

The two began dating in five years ago. At the time, Bono still identified as a woman and went by the name Chastity Bono.

I can certainly imagine that lamps and ashtrays were thrown and Bono shouted, “Bitch! I grew a dick for you!”