Mindy McCready’s Son Sent Back To Cuba
After an intense interstate chase that ended in the backwoods of an Arkansas Trailer Park, the Department of Justice captured Mindy McCready’s 5 year old son, Zander, and handed him over to Cuban officials. Former Attorney General of the United States, Janet Reno, had her first ever orgasm at the news.
From MusicMix here:
Mindy McCready’s 5-year-old son found ‘hiding in a closet’ with mom
By the time Arkansas authorities took country singer Mindy McCready’s 5-year-old son from her and into custody on Friday evening, one thing had already become apparent to much of America: McCready’s life has come to resemble a bad country song.
Mindy is reportedly very upset at the DOJ’s decision to send her son back to Castro’s Communist Regime, but is more upset about the broken closet door at her boyfriend’s trailer. “I just had this door painted, ya’ll” was her statement released via her attorney.
McCready, who is pregnant with twins, is hopeful that she can one day embroil those children in an interstate manhunt as well.
She’ll drown the twins in the river and say that a black man did it.
Or a Mexican bandito. Depends on whether or not she swallows her oxycontin before or after her taco bell fiesta.
Mandy sure does have a big rack….I’ll give her that.