Tramp Gets Epic TrampStamp

A stupid woman named Rossie Brovent slept around on her tattoo artist boyfriend- and that line right there demonstrates the amazing decision-making ability of this woman. She then got drunk with her boyfriend, signed a waiver, and passed out while she received a tattoo of what she thought was supposed to be a scene out of the Narnia Chronicles. Again, decision-making is not one of Rossie’s character traits. She ended up with this:

Yep, she got a steaming pile of poo with flies swarming it. From the Sun here:

A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.
Rossie Brovent wants $100,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.

Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back. Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.

Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was “at the artist’s discretion”.

She said: “He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo. Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”

Yeah, like a tattoo artist has a hundred grand lying around. I think Ryan did the nation a favor by properly labeling a container.