Maury Test Drives his New Car

You gotta hand it to Maury Povich- he has made a mint off the drama created by stupid whores who disregard birth control. Here he is driving his latest new car.

He is smiling because it runs on alternative fuel, specifically, the tears of slutty moms.

In this first vid, the father must be hard of hearing. Would have to be. Or would be due to prolonged exposure.

In the second vid, the kid would need to be the one hard of hearing as the adults in its life are way too loud.

Two things in life are guaranteed to make me crack up laughing: the guilty expression on a leashed dog’s face at it strains to poop, and the anguished tears of a mom too slutty to know who her baby daddy is.