Lets Stab Protesters With a Spork

I swear if this ever happened to a fast food joint I was in, I would fight back.

In most states, you can assault anyone you want for a fine of $50 dollars. Some ideas:

• Pepper Bomb-  Open two dozen pepper packets, blow in Protester’s Dirty Face
• Cover the Floor with Icecubes so they can’t maintain their footing
• Smack Them in the face with the Wet Floor sign
• Stab them with sporks and plastic knives

They are all too weak and gay to fight back properly.  Victory will be assured.  This will not stop until we fight back.