Madonna’s Brother is a Troll Under a Bridge

When Madonna is not spending her wealth on purchasing strap-on dildos so she can cornhole famous directors, or spending cash to keep that leather bag she calls a vagina pliable, she is spending her cash on anything other than helping her homeless older brother who currently dwells beneath a Michigan overpass.

From NBC here:

Madonna’s older brother is homeless and living under a bridge in Michigan, where he collects bottles and cans as he braces for the coming winter.

Anthony Ciccone, 55, said he’s been homeless for a year and a half since losing a job at his father’s vineyard and winery in Suttons Bay. He’s grown weary of people expressing amusement that someone with such a wealthy sister would sleep under the Union St. bridge.

“My family turned their back on me, basically, when I was having a hard time,” Ciccone told the Michigan Messenger. “You think I haven’t answered this kind of question a bazillion times — why my sister is a multibazillionarie, and I’m homeless on the street?”

I don’t blame Madonna for not helping out her brother, and besides, if you feed a homeless person, they just won’t learn any better. But she should at least finance his trip to either Miami or San Francisco where the homeless are abundant, yet warm.

And it is a little-known-fact that you become one step closer to the grand-poobah wizard of Kaballah by having a homeless brother who eats his meals out of a Starbucks trashcan.