World Breathes Sigh of Relief as Chavez Dies of Cancer

Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez died today as a result of a his inability to fight off cancer. The notorious leftist thug left his country in financial ruins and the world is a happier place.

Well, that is the story that will hopefully be announced around the world as soon as Chavez’s rotted guts finish being consumed by cancer. He was rushed to the hospital with kidney failure. Such good news almost makes me feel like going out to 7-11 to buy some Citgo gas. Maybe when he’s dead I’ll celebrate with a tankful. thanks to Ed of RightRant for the tip!