Pepper Spraying Hippie Chicks
This is awesome. Apparently the day of rage continues (who knew?) and a bunch of hippie chicks allowed their cycles to synch up during a march on to find a better tampon or something. The only solution is to round them up and cover up the smell of patchouli oil with cayenne pepper spray.
I’d love to set my ringtone to be the voice of a wailing hippie chick.