Chaz Bono on the Wrong Show

The new ABC TV show “Dancing with the Stars’ Fat Sexually Confused Middle-Aged Kids” debuted last night and Chaz Bono showed up and made sure she didn’t shave. It took 40 years to grow that neckbeard she’s sporting, and she’ll be damned if she is going to conform to television standards and take a razor to it. Also, she apparently gets schweaty between meals and after dancing practice. TMZ snapped this shot of her topless- which man or woman, this is a gross public display.

After this show Chaz will become the reality TV whore that she always wanted to be. Next she will go on the Biggest Loser to shed some of that ugly fat, then go on a VH-1 reality dating show, and finally, make an appearance on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. How can this trainwreck of a human being not have a serious drinking and drug problem?