Where My EBT Card At?

Drudge tweeted out this Youtube up-and-coming hit. I think the man in this video stole his sample tracks from a more successful musician, along with his sistah’s EBT foodstamp card. Whatever happened to those awesome monopoly money foodstamps you had to rip out of the booklet to allow others to properly show scorn for your non-working asses?

And I hate to correct anyone’s ebonics, but I think the proper phrase is “Where my EBT card be?” And this little card can be a source of stress in the lives of single moms and their playa boyfriends, who like to playfight and scare the bejeezus out of little kids.